chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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