After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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