Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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