living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Quick, to the slutcave!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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