I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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