we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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