i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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