The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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