tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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