dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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