He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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