i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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