can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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