Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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