Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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