problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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