none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize