Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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