IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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