can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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