part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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