So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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