...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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