Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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