it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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