Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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