ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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