I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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