I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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