I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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