playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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