So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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