How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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