we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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