I think my fart just growled at me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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