Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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