Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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