just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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