Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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