she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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