singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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