i may or may not be watching the land before time
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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