Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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