Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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