So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So many bounce houses so little time
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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