Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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