I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize