I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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