So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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