S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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