He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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