member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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