Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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