i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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