Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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