doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
