The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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