please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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