I think my vagina is haunted
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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