It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she peed on how many people?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
